Other religions took centuries to write their books. We're doing it in real time, with version control. Submissions are welcome; canonization is not guaranteed.
The first chapter of our new bible. The creation of the universe, told the way it (statistically speaking) may have actually happened: as a boot sequence.
Status: Canon. Vetting Council vote: 1–0.
The closest thing we have to actual scripture: Nick Bostrom's 2003 simulation argument, explained accurately and without any of the boring parts.
Status: Canon. Peer-reviewed by actual peers (not ours, Bostrom's).
A catalog of the universe's most suspicious behavior: déjà vu, the Mandela Effect, the double-slit experiment, and the cosmic speed limit. With honest footnotes.
Status: Canon-adjacent. The Vetting Council has questions.
Our commandments, delivered in the format the Developer would actually use. Ten of them, because tradition.
Status: Canon. Subject to future patches.
Want to contribute a text? Email gratco+sim@gmail.com. The Vetting Council meets whenever he's free.