THE TEXTS

Our ever-expanding library of sacred writings.
Every one of them vetted by the Vetting Council (currently one guy).

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The Canon (so far)

Other religions took centuries to write their books. We're doing it in real time, with version control. Submissions are welcome; canonization is not guaranteed.

The Book of Genesis, v1.0

The first chapter of our new bible. The creation of the universe, told the way it (statistically speaking) may have actually happened: as a boot sequence.

Status: Canon. Vetting Council vote: 1–0.

The Trilemma

The closest thing we have to actual scripture: Nick Bostrom's 2003 simulation argument, explained accurately and without any of the boring parts.

Status: Canon. Peer-reviewed by actual peers (not ours, Bostrom's).

The Book of Glitches

A catalog of the universe's most suspicious behavior: déjà vu, the Mandela Effect, the double-slit experiment, and the cosmic speed limit. With honest footnotes.

Status: Canon-adjacent. The Vetting Council has questions.

The Patch Notes

Our commandments, delivered in the format the Developer would actually use. Ten of them, because tradition.

Status: Canon. Subject to future patches.

Want to contribute a text? Email gratco+sim@gmail.com. The Vetting Council meets whenever he's free.